Vampire?

J was in the bathroom for about 20 minutes looking at himself in the mirror. I wondered what he was thinking about while staring at himself but I didn't ask. He came to me and asked, "Mom, am I a vampire?" I giggled, "No, why do you ask?" His response was, "Well, I have long pointy teeth like a vampire." I had to explain that we all have them and each tooth serves a purpose. I think he was relieved that he isn't a vampire.