J and his funnies

J. often makes us laugh and lately has been no exception. We were at Home Depot and they have sheds of all sizes in the parking lot. He told me he thought we should buy the big red one that looks like a barn. He said he thought he could make that his room and if I wanted to get up early in the mornings to go to the gym I could just attach the barn to my Tahoe and drive to the gym without waking him. Good idea, right?

J was telling B a story and he said, "The day after the day before yesterday..." It took us a minute to reason through that one!

J was telling me he thought he had a headache then he said, "Well, I feel something in my head... maybe it's just my brain."

The neighbor was walking her dog in the front of our house and the kids were playing in the back yard. The owner's dog got a little ahead of her and she said, "Where are you?" J yells, "We're in the backyard!!"